Go F*CK Yourself WYS-11 UNISEX
I'm the REASON DADDY DRINKS WYS-07 UNISEX
You Can't TELL Me What To Do. You're Not My Dog. WYS-131 UNISEX
Life is too SHORT to work with A$$HOLES WYS-98 UNISEX
There comes a time when you have to decide to TURN the page or CLOSE the book WYS-78 UNISEX
I have no problem admitting I'm wrong, like the time I GOT MARRIED. WYS-56 UNISEX
I haven't always been this ANGRY and SARCASTIC It's taken YEARS WYS-49 UNISEX
I'm the reason MOMMY DRINKS WYS-47 UNISEX
TODAY is the TOMORROW you worried about YESTERDAY WYS-45 UNISEX
I ALWAYS arrive late to work, but I make up for it by LEAVING EARLY WYS-44 UNISEX
When you're RIGHT, NO ONE remembers. When you're WRONG, NO ONE forgets. WYS-41 UNISEX
Life is like toilet paper. You're either on a roll or taking SH!T from some A$$HOLE. WYS-38 UNISEX
You're not STUPID. You just have BAD LUCK when you think. WYS-156 UNISEX
My Mom didn't raise a DUMMY, and if she did IT WAS MY BROTHER WYS-155 UNISEX
I IDENTIFY as a THREAT. My pronouns are TRY / ME WYS-154 UNISEX
I'm not saying I HATE YOU, BUT I'd unplug your LIFE SUPPORT to charge MY PHONE WYS-152 UNISEX
Being CREMATED is my Last Chance for a SMOKING HOT BODY WYS-151 UNISEX
It's CRAZY how EXPENSIVE being ALIVE is WYS-150 UNISEX
I've done TERRIBLE things for MONEY. Like getting up early to go to work. WYS-149 UNISEX
After this, HELL should be EASY WYS-148 UNISEX
What Doesn't KILL YOU....Disappoints ME WYS-147 UNISEX
I'm actually not FUNNY. I'm just MEAN and people think I'm JOKING. WYS-146 UNISEX
THE ANSWER IS NO! Now, what was your question? WYS-145 UNISEX
I DON'T LIKE "MORNING PEOPLE". Or Mornings. Or People. WYS-144 UNISEX
No Need to Repeat Yourself. I IGNORED YOU JUST FINE the First Time. WYS-143 UNISEX
AND YET Despite the Look on My Face, YOU'RE STILL TALKING WYS-142 UNISEX
I PRETEND to Work, They Pretend to Pay Me WYS-141 UNISEX
Whoever Said MONEY Can't Buy Happiness, NEVER PAID for a Divorce WYS-140 UNISEX
I NEED A 6 MONTH VACATION TWICE A YEAR WYS-139 UNISEX
True Friends Don't Judge Each Other, THEY JUDGE OTHERS...Together WYS-138 UNISEX
STRESSED Spelled Backwards is DESSERTS WYS-137 UNISEX
My Husband Thinks I'm CRAZY, but I'm NOT the One Who Married Me WYS-136 UNISEX
I Give 110% Half of the Time WYS-135 UNISEX
COMO ESTAS BITCHES WYS-134 UNISEX
AWAKE NOT WOKE WYS-133 UNISEX
Compression Socks CREAM with BLACK STRIPES DFCS-02
Someone PLEASE call 9 WINE WINE WYS-130 UNISEX
May our weekends be LONG and our Tequila be STRONG WYS-129 UNISEX
Forget the dogs, WHO LET THE IDIOTS OUT? WYS-126 UNISEX
