I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die next weekend WYS-101 UNISEX

At first I cared, then I was like "NAH F*CK YOU" WYS-91 UNISEX

I know life is UNFAIR, but this is F*CKING RIDICULOUS WYS-85 UNISEX

If SWEARING burned calories, I'd be a real SKINNY BITCH WYS-73 UNISEX

I don't like anyone telling me what to do, unless I'm NAKED WYS-68 UNISEX

ALCOHOL doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk WYS-40 UNISEX

Words can't EXPRESS how much I DON'T GIVE A F*CK WYS-18 UNISEX

You COULDN'T HANDLE me even if I came with INSTRUCTIONS WYS-16 UNISEX

I'm ALLERGIC to PEOPLE WYS-14 Unisex

The FIRST 5 DAYS after the weekend are the HARDEST WYS-04 UNISEX

COMO ESTAS BITCHES WYS-134 UNISEX

I SAY WHAT EVERYONE else is thinking WYS-124 UNISEX

I'm no cactus expert, but I know a PRICK when I see one WYS-114 UNISEX

I know the voices aren't real. But man do they come up with some CRAZY SH!T WYS-97 UNISEX

You bring the alcohol, I'll bring THE BAD DECISIONS WYS-93 UNISEX

YES I have a beautiful daughter. I also have a GUN, a SHOVEL & an ALIBI. WYS-72 UNISEX

Is your A$$ jealous of all the SH!T that comes out of your mouth? WYS-54 UNISEX

All the things I like to do are either ILLEGAL, IMMORAL or FATTENING WYS-43 UNISEX

I suck at APOLOGIES, SO UNF*CK YOU WYS-34 UNISEX

SEEN it all, DONE it all, CAN'T REMEMBER SH!T WYS-32 UNISEX

Sometimes I tell myself the jail time isn't worth it WYS-10 UNISEX

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You are about to EXCEED the limits of my MEDICATION WYS-153 UNISEX

You Can't TELL Me What To Do. You're Not My Dog. WYS-131 UNISEX

I just asked myself if I'm CRAZY and we said NO. WYS-122 UNISEX

The more people I meet, the MORE I like my dog WYS-110 UNISEX

Money doesn't BUY happiness, unless you spend it on WINE WYS-94 UNISEX

Shutting the F*CK UP is gluten free. Add that to your STUPID DIET WYS-87 UNISEX

While you are STABBING me in the back KISS my A$$ TOO WYS-53 UNISEX

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like total BULLSH!T WYS-52 UNISEX

JESUS loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an A$$HOLE WYS-28 UNISEX

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My Mom didn't raise a DUMMY, and if she did IT WAS MY BROTHER WYS-155 UNISEX

I IDENTIFY as a THREAT. My pronouns are TRY / ME WYS-154 UNISEX

I'm not saying I HATE YOU, BUT I'd unplug your LIFE SUPPORT to charge MY PHONE WYS-152 UNISEX

AND YET Despite the Look on My Face, YOU'RE STILL TALKING WYS-142 UNISEX

Whoever Said MONEY Can't Buy Happiness, NEVER PAID for a Divorce WYS-140 UNISEX

I'd rather be home with My DOG WYS-128 UNISEX

Forget the dogs, WHO LET THE IDIOTS OUT? WYS-126 UNISEX