SEEN it all, DONE it all, CAN'T REMEMBER SH!T WYS-32 UNISEX
JESUS loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an A$$HOLE WYS-28 UNISEX
I'm not ARGUING with you. I'm explaining why I'm right. WYS-19 UNISEX
Sometimes I tell myself the jail time isn't worth it WYS-10 UNISEX
My Boss is an A$$HOLE WYS-01 UNISEX
Just Here to Bang Men's Socks FM-112
I'd rather be home with My DOG WYS-128 UNISEX
She's a GOOD GIRL, LOVES HER MAMA, LOVES JESUS and AMERICA TOO WYS-127 UNISEX
I SAY WHAT EVERYONE else is thinking WYS-124 UNISEX
I just asked myself if I'm CRAZY and we said NO. WYS-122 UNISEX
Money doesn't BUY happiness, unless you spend it on WINE WYS-94 UNISEX
I know life is UNFAIR, but this is F*CKING RIDICULOUS WYS-85 UNISEX
If you don't like the way I do things, FEEL FREE to MIND YOUR F*CKING BUSINESS WYS-81 UNISEX
LESS Friends, LESS Drama. KEEP your circle small. WYS-79 UNISEX
People like YOU are the REASON we have MIDDLE FINGERS WYS-76 UNISEX
I'm afraid if I stop drinking, I'll replace it with MURDERING WYS-63 UNISEX
I'm not fat I'm just so F*CKING SEXY it OVERFLOWS WYS-55 UNISEX
I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like total BULLSH!T WYS-52 UNISEX
I suck at APOLOGIES, SO UNF*CK YOU WYS-34 UNISEX
Doing NOTHING is HARD. I never know when I'm done. WYS-24 UNISEX
I'm not LAZY, I'm just VERY RELAXED WYS-23 UNISEX
My HATERS are my MOTIVATORS WYS-15 UNISEX
Go F*CK Yourself WYS-11 UNISEX
I'm the REASON DADDY DRINKS WYS-07 UNISEX
You Can't TELL Me What To Do. You're Not My Dog. WYS-131 UNISEX
Life is too SHORT to work with A$$HOLES WYS-98 UNISEX
There comes a time when you have to decide to TURN the page or CLOSE the book WYS-78 UNISEX
I have no problem admitting I'm wrong, like the time I GOT MARRIED. WYS-56 UNISEX
I haven't always been this ANGRY and SARCASTIC It's taken YEARS WYS-49 UNISEX
I'm the reason MOMMY DRINKS WYS-47 UNISEX
TODAY is the TOMORROW you worried about YESTERDAY WYS-45 UNISEX
I ALWAYS arrive late to work, but I make up for it by LEAVING EARLY WYS-44 UNISEX
When you're RIGHT, NO ONE remembers. When you're WRONG, NO ONE forgets. WYS-41 UNISEX
Life is like toilet paper. You're either on a roll or taking SH!T from some A$$HOLE. WYS-38 UNISEX
You're not STUPID. You just have BAD LUCK when you think. WYS-156 UNISEX
My Mom didn't raise a DUMMY, and if she did IT WAS MY BROTHER WYS-155 UNISEX
I IDENTIFY as a THREAT. My pronouns are TRY / ME WYS-154 UNISEX
You are about to EXCEED the limits of my MEDICATION WYS-153 UNISEX
I'm not saying I HATE YOU, BUT I'd unplug your LIFE SUPPORT to charge MY PHONE WYS-152 UNISEX
Being CREMATED is my Last Chance for a SMOKING HOT BODY WYS-151 UNISEX