SEEN it all, DONE it all, CAN'T REMEMBER SH!T WYS-32 UNISEX

JESUS loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an A$$HOLE WYS-28 UNISEX

I'm not ARGUING with you. I'm explaining why I'm right. WYS-19 UNISEX

Sometimes I tell myself the jail time isn't worth it WYS-10 UNISEX

My Boss is an A$$HOLE WYS-01 UNISEX

Just Here to Bang Men's Socks FM-112

I'd rather be home with My DOG WYS-128 UNISEX

She's a GOOD GIRL, LOVES HER MAMA, LOVES JESUS and AMERICA TOO WYS-127 UNISEX

I SAY WHAT EVERYONE else is thinking WYS-124 UNISEX

I just asked myself if I'm CRAZY and we said NO. WYS-122 UNISEX

Money doesn't BUY happiness, unless you spend it on WINE WYS-94 UNISEX

I know life is UNFAIR, but this is F*CKING RIDICULOUS WYS-85 UNISEX

If you don't like the way I do things, FEEL FREE to MIND YOUR F*CKING BUSINESS WYS-81 UNISEX

LESS Friends, LESS Drama. KEEP your circle small. WYS-79 UNISEX

People like YOU are the REASON we have MIDDLE FINGERS WYS-76 UNISEX

I'm afraid if I stop drinking, I'll replace it with MURDERING WYS-63 UNISEX

I'm not fat I'm just so F*CKING SEXY it OVERFLOWS WYS-55 UNISEX

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like total BULLSH!T WYS-52 UNISEX

I suck at APOLOGIES, SO UNF*CK YOU WYS-34 UNISEX

Doing NOTHING is HARD. I never know when I'm done. WYS-24 UNISEX

I'm not LAZY, I'm just VERY RELAXED WYS-23 UNISEX

My HATERS are my MOTIVATORS WYS-15 UNISEX

Go F*CK Yourself WYS-11 UNISEX

I'm the REASON DADDY DRINKS WYS-07 UNISEX

You Can't TELL Me What To Do. You're Not My Dog. WYS-131 UNISEX

Life is too SHORT to work with A$$HOLES WYS-98 UNISEX

There comes a time when you have to decide to TURN the page or CLOSE the book WYS-78 UNISEX

I have no problem admitting I'm wrong, like the time I GOT MARRIED. WYS-56 UNISEX

I haven't always been this ANGRY and SARCASTIC It's taken YEARS WYS-49 UNISEX

I'm the reason MOMMY DRINKS WYS-47 UNISEX

TODAY is the TOMORROW you worried about YESTERDAY WYS-45 UNISEX

I ALWAYS arrive late to work, but I make up for it by LEAVING EARLY WYS-44 UNISEX

When you're RIGHT, NO ONE remembers. When you're WRONG, NO ONE forgets. WYS-41 UNISEX

Life is like toilet paper. You're either on a roll or taking SH!T from some A$$HOLE. WYS-38 UNISEX

You're not STUPID. You just have BAD LUCK when you think. WYS-156 UNISEX

My Mom didn't raise a DUMMY, and if she did IT WAS MY BROTHER WYS-155 UNISEX

I IDENTIFY as a THREAT. My pronouns are TRY / ME WYS-154 UNISEX

You are about to EXCEED the limits of my MEDICATION WYS-153 UNISEX

I'm not saying I HATE YOU, BUT I'd unplug your LIFE SUPPORT to charge MY PHONE WYS-152 UNISEX

Being CREMATED is my Last Chance for a SMOKING HOT BODY WYS-151 UNISEX