I'm no cactus expert, but I know a PRICK when I see one WYS-114 UNISEX

I'm not a person you should ever put on speakerphone. EVER. WYS-106 UNISEX

I'm not ARGUING with you. I'm explaining why I'm right. WYS-19 UNISEX

I'm not BOSSY, I just have LEADERSHIP SKILLS WYS-120 UNISEX

I'm not fat I'm just so F*CKING SEXY it OVERFLOWS WYS-55 UNISEX

I'm not INSULTING you, I'm DESCRIBING YOU WYS-31 UNISEX

I'm not LAZY, I'm just VERY RELAXED WYS-23 UNISEX

I'm not saying I HATE YOU, BUT I'd unplug your LIFE SUPPORT to charge MY PHONE WYS-152 UNISEX

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like total BULLSH!T WYS-52 UNISEX

I'm the REASON DADDY DRINKS WYS-07 UNISEX

I'm the reason MOMMY DRINKS WYS-47 UNISEX

I'm too SEXY for these socks WYS-36 UNISEX

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If a man says he will fix it, there's no need to remind him EVERY 6 MONTHS WYS-123 UNISEX

If I actually spoke my mind, I'd be in DEEP SH!T WYS-90 UNISEX

If I agree with you, we will BOTH BE WRONG WYS-26 UNISEX

If SWEARING burned calories, I'd be a real SKINNY BITCH WYS-73 UNISEX

If you don't like the way I do things, FEEL FREE to MIND YOUR F*CKING BUSINESS WYS-81 UNISEX

If you met my family you would understand WYS-22 UNISEX

If you're HAPPY and you know it, it's the MEDS WYS-115 UNISEX

IGNORANCE can be EDUCATED, CRAZY can be MEDICATED, but there's no cure for STUPID WYS-119 UNISEX

In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too WYS-99 UNISEX

In my Defense, they left me UNSUPERVISED WYS-08 UNISEX

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Is your A$$ jealous of all the SH!T that comes out of your mouth? WYS-54 UNISEX

It's a GOOD day. The VOICES in my head are getting along. WYS-09 UNISEX

It's beginning to look a lot like F*CK THIS" WYS-86 UNISEX

It's called KARMA and it's pronounced "HA HA F*CK YOU" WYS-84 UNISEX

It's CRAZY how EXPENSIVE being ALIVE is WYS-150 UNISEX

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JESUS loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an A$$HOLE WYS-28 UNISEX